theme.
judge:

sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday

me:

well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush

my lawyer:

same

me:

same

judge:

same

police:

same

obama:

same

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

  • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
  • being sexually attracted to someone
  • being romantically attracted to someone

butimnotbrilliant:

The worst thing about the Jaime/Cersei debacle is the fact that the director apparently believed he filmed a consensual sex scene that he could be proud of. Rape culture: when a scene in which a woman is shown resisting, saying no and fighting back can be called consensual sex by the male director.

z-o-o-l-a-n-d-e-r:

edm4thesoul:

bassp4rty:

edm4thesoul:

I miss walking through the casino in our rave shit and everyone giving us weird looks lol

Did people really give you weird looks?? My boyfriend told me that during EDC week the edm scene takes over Vegas haha that’s what I was hoping for. But then again the looks on people’s faces in LA when a swarm of people in rave gear got off the metro have always been priceless:)

There’s obviously a ton of ravers there during edc week but there are still plenty of non-ravers/families there who will look at you like “what in god’s name…?” Hahah

the 2nd day i had to walk from my hotel to the strip and i got so many weird looks especially from old people and cars kept honking at me and people were shouting things hahaha
z-o-o-l-a-n-d-e-r:

me

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.